"Alls I want for Christmas is my two front teeth..."

Today I have spent hours clicking my way through the world, compiling my "If Only" Christmas list. Now since I don't have the funds to own any of them or God's power to turn Chiltern Railways into Hogwarts Express to take me away to a land of poly juice positions and magical mischief, I am instead giving you a post consisting of all things Christma-SASSY.

When a little'un I sang as loud as I could, along with the tape player, to "Alls I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" for two years running, ironically enough, one year meaning every word from the bottom of my heart due to actually having no front teeth. However, now I'm a little older, hopefully a little wiser, and have my two front teeth firmly intact, here's a few things that make my Christmas Wish List. If one of my active readers (hey Mum!) decides to take pity on me and make my dreams come true please contact me and I will happily send you my address and stamps. 

AQ/AQ Jane Red Bodycon- the Christmas- Midi Dress.

AQ/AQ's Phoebe (soon to be Amy Duffin's) Black Deep V Jumpsuit.

ASOS Black Embellished Tabbard Dress for some flapper fun.

Just Female Angel Dress to play saints and sinners in.

 

So much leather love for this ASOS White Leather Cami Dress.

Meadham Kirchoff's Fur Heart coat for Topshop, because I need something 'practical'/warm for winter.

Drawn to these Nike Air Max 1SP Liquid Metal Creps like a magpie.

Finally, Scott Wilson Eternity Hoop Earrings for AQ/AQ, you can never have too many hoops.

Alternatively, everything and almost anything that sparkles please...